The Boyfriend Designer by Christopher Harlan

Author:Christopher Harlan [Harlan, Christopher]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Tags: romance
Publisher: Charistopher Harlan
Published: 2021-02-13T16:00:00+00:00

Conor

“I really don’t want to get white-girl-wasted right now.”

The Mariachi band is loud. But I don’t care. I’m here with the hottest woman I’ve ever seen.

“I had a good time, even despite you doing your best Patty Hearst impersonation.”

“Shut up, I did not.” She jokes. “And it was actually fun.”

My ears perk up. “Wait, I’m sorry, what was that? It was what?”

“I’m not saying it again, so you can give that up right now. But I was ready for you to revert back to either trying something sneaky or being rude. Congrats on doing neither.”

What? You mean like staging an entire YouTube challenge that involves millions of our fans and a whole lot of infrastructure, only for the purpose of getting you to go out with me? That kind of sneaky. God, maybe I am a dick.

“I do have different sides to my personality, you know. I mean, sure, I may have made one boner joke too many, but they just kept coming.”

“That’s what she said.”

She cracks me up. I’m not going to lie, it was her face and body that drew me to her at VidCon, but I love her messed up sense of humor. The waitress brings us appetizers and some oversized margaritas. “Wow.”

“Wow is right. It’s so big.”

“It’s too soon for another ‘that’s what she said’ joke, isn’t it?”

“A little. I messed that up for you, I’m sorry. I think you need at least five-minute gaps between distasteful jokes.”

“Okay. Well, I’m under that, so we’ll just each think it to ourselves and laugh on the inside.”

She seems to be warming up to me. I can’t tell if she likes me also or finds me attractive. I know she thinks I’m this cocky asshole, but I’m not. I really can’t read if she’s into me or not. Every now and then she has a certain look in her eyes, a way she tilts her head and laughs, or some other small sign that maybe she doesn’t think I’m someone worth ghosting for a month, but then it’s gone again just as fast as it appeared.

“So I think it’s time to talk about those things I said I didn’t want to talk about.”

“But. . . what you just said makes no. . .”

“Yeah, I’m weird like that, you just have to deal with it. In my head it made sense, and that’s all that really matters at the end of the day. So we’re here, we’re on our date, so that box is checked. Now what else?”

“Look I’m really not trying to force you into something you don’t want to do. If you really feel strongly that you don’t want to do it, you don’t have to. We’ll just call this the end of it. It’s up to you.”

“Now why would you go and change the terms all of a sudden? You wielded your Alpha power to get everyone to pressure me, why stop now?”

I think its time to be honest.

I lean into her, just a little, enough to let her know that I like being as close to her as possible.

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